The story seems fake, but the moral is uplifting. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture May 10, 2002 See More police sneaky Articles Recommended Comments () Picture The moral of the story: It's never too tight, Benny. Picture "It's a long hard story, but the moral is I ended up with a kidney tattooed on my leg." Picture As if the story wasn't funny enough on its own, check out the zinger at the bottom. Picture "I found "Amanda" here when I was in some weird sex chatroom. Moral of the story? Check someone's profile BEFORE you tell them about your fantasies..." Picture The Moral of the Story: You can be a slut, just don't sound like one all the time. Picture The moral of the story - don't let a broken finger not healing right get you down. Comments ()