It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Art School Boner Memorial
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.