If you need the sign then are you really a ninja?

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal