WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3