Tap Dancing Vagina

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal