C'mon, it's not that sad, he just broke his leg. In 15 places so he'll never walk again.
He ended up slipping on some water by the pool and broke his leg. They had to put him down.
"This Is My Picture Of The Back Of My Tahoe! Aint It Sweet?? "
"I was doin the butt dartboard long before Steve-O did on Jimmy Kimmel last night. "
It's funny 'cuz it's true.
"... an' if you show up late, you ain't gettin' any!"