Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
"This is from Star Wars?"
Anyone know what's up with these signs?
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Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
