Picture Christmas and Halloween are the only two holidays you can get sexy for. There's no sexy Thanksgiving outfit.
Picture "All we hear is NO, NO, NO and we're happy about that, because honestly, that guy needs to be giving me more table scraps." -- the dog.
Picture "While Drunk a few friends and I decided to round up Xmas Lawn Shit and put them in a Battle of "Christ Vs Capitalism". We got about 75 items."