I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Fat cat! That's fat with an 'f'!
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Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
