I once met a girl who sucked so hard, she could have successfully completed this beer bong.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).

From WheredMyMindGo