"The other side said 'men screw Jesus raw,' but it started raining and we couldn't get a picture."
Lieutenant Hookers entrance is on the other side of the building.
Let's hope the other side is Today's BIG Thing.
"World's Best Jack-o-Lantern" is carved on the other side.
Just put some gum in the other side and even it out.
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.