She blamed firewater for this picture

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet