Picture "So we went to our local taco shop. My friend, who is blackout drunk, decides to get naked and run around. He passed out on the hood just as we got our food. There were about 3 cars behind us, and the lady working the drive thru was laughing her ass off.
Picture "An auto dealership in Punxsutawney, PA, I noticed the name but it was my girlfriend who pointed out the fish on the right side of it."
Picture Just because we're allowing same-sex marriage in some states doesn't mean they have to shove it in our faces.
Picture "Ya, this guy actually believed when we told him that a 27 inch cock was an invention of the Renaissance. This guy then goes and puts it down as an answer. Don't believe me?"