I'll have a Duff, you have one too.
This is exactly what you SHOULDN'T do when someone dies at your party.
This is what camping is all about - drinking, smores, and SuperTroopers.
Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you, I'll have a duff, you have one too.
Just don't do this to your underage drinking citation while the cop is still there...
What else is there to do at Community College? Learn?