Say "I do" to freedom.
In case you can't read it - "Freedom isn't free."
Freedom isn't free: it costs $3.00 for one scoop.
Hail to the chief. Or just take a leak, whichever.
Here is the seventh installment of Assorted Jelly Beans, the one panel comic written by Ben Shwartz and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler.
It's what this country was founded on.