Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking pandas on this motherfucking plane!
No one in the plane could tell he was watching porn, until his headphones unplugged.
You know those anti-government Furbys won't be taking down this plane.
"Are you kidding me? What am I supposed to do on the plane if I can't take my Furby?"
"The plane! The plane!"