I bet Terry Bradshaw could save this day.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal