"Me and my buddies at SUNY Albany invented a new drinking idea called 'BEER WATERFALLS.' Directions: Pour beer off of second floor balcony into someone's mouth."

a couple of friends an i are big into airsoft. i've got a really nice MP5 that looks like the real deal. i took that stupid orange tip off and painted it up to make it look even more realistic. well i had the gun sitting on my bed in my dorm one night and the maintenance man came in to check the smoke alarms. seeing my gun on the bed, he called the cops. the next morning i... Read More » woke up to a friendly (and very real) AR15 pointed at my head with several cops asking me to get up very slowly. i explained to them that the gun was fake and they let me off. but kept my gun. bastards.

February 14, 2012