If you are there watching, you don't really have the right to look disgusted.
Are you watching this machine with the cheetos? You are next.
Make sure you get the thin, extra pleasure ones. They allow for the most visibility.
There are 6 more ducks on this page watching you too.
If you need the sign then are you really a ninja?
Cool, but I'm pretty sure I asked you for directions to the nearest Applebees.