Veiny Lightsaber Penises
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I found this in a Toronto dollar store. It's a child's toy that is supposed to shoot water at people. To me it looks like a Star-Wars-based sex toy.
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I shit on your lawn, guvnah.
The second photo was taken 6 months later and with no intention to re-create the first.
Yes.

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