Picture "My friends told me I didnt have enough school spirit at Va Tech, so I went out and bought a quarter pound..."
Picture If I looked that much like Violet Beauregard's post-blueberry transformation, I certainly wouldn't WEAR BLUE CLOTHING.
Picture "Ok, so i was at a University of Kentucky Club Hockey game and me and i bet my friend he wouldn't lick the ref's helmet. He ended up doing it, so i had to get my chance. This is the actual picture of me licking his helmet while leaning over the plexi glas
Picture "I go to east carolina univ. and this is a picture of my one of a kind beer hat. it has become quite famous around the campus, people have offerd up to $50 for it."
Picture "I wanted to get my buddy a stripper for his 21st birthday, but they were all out so I stepped up to the challenge."