Picture This really makes you think about how the world would be different if our celebrities were fat. IT WOULDN'T BE DIFFERENT AT ALL! NO ONE CARES WHAT J.LO LOOKS LIKE, IT'S HER MIND THAT PAYS THE BILLS!
Picture Hey man, your dog's really small, but I guess it's soft so that makes up for the lack of size.
Picture The pros for having a tanning bed in your apartment really, really outweigh the cons. Did I say con, I meant con-cer. Cancer. I meant cancer.