Picture I'm going to use the same "Hey, some of these guys don't even have cars!" line that I stole from a Nation Lampoon book AGAIN. There, I said it.
Picture Hey hot bartender, I'll have a vodka tonic and a you on the side. Hey, tell these security guys to get off me!
Picture This kid deserves "CollegeHumor's Student of The Year" award, even though we don't have one.