Picture "My dog made the mistake of passing out. He was none too pleased when he found out we shamed him with spraypaint." What???
Picture Hi, I'd like to return this bagel. I tried it like your ad suggested but the hole was just too big.
Picture "My dad has become a bit of a legend with my friends, so what better way to honor him than to shave my head, rock the horseshoe hiarstyle, and go as myself thirty years down the road?"