Bag of chips...Yes. Scuba Camera....No.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve