Good to know I'm not at a rest stop.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip