Anyone who has ever been through Times Square will recognize this pasty character.
This is the most anyone at 15 Riverside will accomplish all semester.
I swear the whammy bar has always worked before, this is the first time it's ever malfunctioned.
Chicken nuggets all over the place? Anyone caught in that accident is so lucky.
This is what *COLLEGE* kids hang over their cribs...
All things considered, I think this worked out about as well as anyone could have hoped.