I used to have a cat who would piss on our bed. She would actually attack my bed - she'd run up when someone was in the room, unload her bladder, and run out before anyone knew what happened.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

The transformation is almost complete.