I used to have a cat who would piss on our bed. She would actually attack my bed - she'd run up when someone was in the room, unload her bladder, and run out before anyone knew what happened.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Well, think it.

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young