My gf's butt

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth