Because some people's fortunes are vague, disappointing, and somewhat threatened. View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture July 1, 2010 Recommended Comments () Picture Super vague predictions will be made to you sometime in the future. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: "I'm pretty sure fortunes are actually supposed to *predict* something." Picture Fortunes are supposed to be a pick-me-up, not try to pick you up. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: How many fortunes do you think are at a given restaurant? Is every cookie's unique? Just wondering. Picture "I got these fortunes on two seperate occasions." Picture Dude, don't play those numbers. They are obviously not as lucky as some people would have you think. Comments ()
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