From now on my french toast shall always be cooked a little on the dark side
"When it is too dark to play beerpong... set the table on fire!"
The Dark Knight infiltrates a princess party.
"She'd been making out the entire night in a really dark corner of the club, then the flash went off and she realized it was her sister!"
"Now with glow in the dark accessory!"
What do we have on this thing, a Cuisinart?