This single-handedly brought the value down of all houses in the neighborhood.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal