Does this mean our ACTUAL flight will crash into a screen of blue death?

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost