Cock Chilli sauce

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive