Broken Lizard

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal