It's important to be in touch with what you love, kids.
Either that or he's giving some kid a ride on his shoulders. Neither of which we're comfortable with.
Forget middle school, send this kid straight to college! He's got all the skills he'll need.
She knows what you're up to, but at least she's cool enough to smile.
How offensive. Everyone knows the possessive 's' requires an apostrophe!
Get this kid an XXS small Poison shirt.