But I sold all my flip flops to buy these spandex shorts. This is turning in to a real "Gift of the Magi" situation.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
This is why we have cameras.
This is why nobody should read books.
This is why god invented tables.
The only thing cooler than way too much Elvis shit is Taz mud flaps. This guy rules.