Ways you can tell someone's drunk just by looking at them.
Eyes on the consolation prize.
He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him.
For a second I was intimidated by this guy, then realized I was looking at the back at his head, so now I'm only intimidated by his GREATNESS.
Lindsay Lohan knows how to enjoy life, and we know how to enjoy looking at her in a bikini.
Tell that to the guy who was hit by a falling rock on the way to his wedding.