Expecto.. (Takes off sunglasses) Patronum
If David Caruso had starred in the Harry Potter movies, he'd have fingered Voldemort in half an hour and spent the rest of the movie in a threesome with Hermione & Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
"The light switch in the bathroom has broken, it can be fixed under guarantee, but it took a few days to get the right reference numbers. I've kept my flatmate up to date with everything, but he's started to lose his patience. Funny how when he wants to p
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