Well, at least we know from the tanline he USUALLY keeps his pants on.
Well at least he didn't really put his balls on you.
Well, at least he's wearing underwear.
"My friend is an art major at ISU...at least he is putting his school work to good use..."
Well, at least you are outside... I guess...
Well, at least if he pees himself it doesn't really matter. There's always a silver lining.