"Someone payed this guy 10 bucks to wear a chair on his head all night. What a dumbass."
We have to do something - NC State hired Ed O'Neill.
"This MC you hired is the shit!"
"It's no wonder the British aren't known for their cuisine."
Someone actually turned this in and was hired. Epic win.
"I hired a stripper for my friends 21st... this is actually my basement we pimped out...."