Picture "I asked Jesus 'How much do you love me?' 'This much!' he answered. Then he stretched out his arms and died." We get that joke in the text submissions all the time, and I usually consider it offensive.
Picture So, how exactly does this work out when he turns into a prince? And can your head even get close enough to kiss him?
Picture "My roommate decided to pound too much jungle juice and proceeded to get in a fight with a wall. As a result, his tooth got chipped off. He was so blacked out he didn't even feel it. He also sent his mom this email at 230 in the morning:hey mom,i fell ton