Fortunately her airbags are already inflated.

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

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