Say no to mom, drugs.
Oh and are we also supposed to just say yes to drugs now too? Because someone tells us to? Yeah okay I'll click true.
Mikey, time out for rabblerousing.
Sad but true: Adding the word "indubitably" to your writing does not make you smarter.
If it seems too good to be true, you're not on enough drugs.
Until you get addicted to pasta. Then switch back to drugs.