Ironic basketball story in paper

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.