Trust me, the advice for "getting rid of it" was much more graphic.
Once you anger the God of Wisconsin, He renounces your faith for you, Favre.
"Thank god for handcuffs"
Technically it's only animal cruelty if the hat's glued to his head. Thank God for staples!
"Our own version of the Water Babies Sun Screen ad." And we thank you for doing so, Caitlin.
"Good advice for someone out there."