That's a lot more interesting than my local bar's offer of a free haircut with every beer.
Why are you reading this when there's much more important information below?!
Adding a little more power to his Proton Pack-age.
In a more perfect world.
Everything's more ridiculous in Texas.
"My mom was pretty angry with my senior picture choice. Not because it was stupid, more 'cuz my Dad was a Crip. RIP Dad."