"Y? Oh my god what an idiot. It's spelled "W-H-Y" you stupid idiot."
This kid is so dumb, he put his laptop in the freezer and FORGOT it was in there! What an idiot!
We're both Japanese and weigh 1500 pounds, what does this car have that I don't?
Look at that dog! Fully grown and still using training wheels. What an idiot.
"Mommy, what does that sign say?" - little kid on his way to Sunday School.
"This was in an e-mail I got about Japanese food or something. What does that look like to you?"