I wish you'd stop insisting that this issue is black and white.
I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover.
This is how the doctor takes a long lunch.
"Just kidding, I'm not a doctor."
"When your chest hair is the same as your school colors there is only one thing you can do."
Wait a second these are scrotum hairs - I want my money back!