Me(ow).

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere